Looking for a good humorous poem to have at my wedding ? - humorous wedding cards
I have 2 readings at my wedding that I be on your mind. I have a couple in marriage, the internet is crazy, the Owl and the Pussy Cat, never leaves the seat, but I feel for them. I would like to compare men and women of all ideas - I get married in a few weeks.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Humorous Wedding Cards Looking For A Good Humorous Poem To Have At My Wedding ?
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Yes, I want to marry you
Pam Aires
Yes, I want to marry you, my dear,
And here's why;
So I can slide out of bed
When the baby starts to cry,
And when we hear a shot
And it's scary, and it's too late
I handed the torch you see,
And investigate.
Yes, I want to marry, my dear,
You can not grasp
But when the dryer
He has to fix it
We need to neighboring
Should our labrador attack him,
And if a drunkard fondles me
It has him off balance.
Yes, I'm going to marry
You're male and you're thin
My house is a pigsty
They can help to clean it.
Dinner sexy
One was by candlelight
How chipolatas,
You can cook every night!
It is they who must work the drill
and bring the curtain track,
And if I PMT it's you, the bullet-proof
I see great advantages,
Butnone of them for you
So before you light
I Do, I Do, I Do!
Maybe you can use some of the following options to assemble a short reading ....
What is the difference between men and women?
1. A successful man is someone who has more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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2. Men wake up as good as when they went to bed. Women deteriorate somewhat during the night.
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3. A man will pay $ 2 to $ 1 an item that you want. A woman will pay $ 1 to $ 2 item that she did not.
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4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but not the case. A man marries a woman expecting that she will not change, and he's doing.
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5. There are two times, do not understand where a man and a woman before and after the marriage.
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6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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7. To a man, you have to understand, hello happinessA. lots of love and a little bit. To a woman, you have to try a lot and you do not understand all the love happy.
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8. Every married man should forget his mistakes. It should be recalled, two people the same thing!
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9. The woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says that after the beginning of a new argument.
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10. Women for marriage as the beginning of the novel, while the men on the lookout for a wedding as the end of the novel.
There once was a man from Nantucket .......
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